


No mattress degree required
Beds used to be simple. No fairy dust, no secret "science"—just quiet, reliable comfort. We're bringing Boring back.

Universally comfortable by design
Gentle on pressure points. Firm support where it counts. Built for every body, any position.
Beds worth keeping
Forgettable in all the right ways
How are we different?
You're probably wondering how we compare to your other options. So, we threw together this fancy table for you.
Materials
Boring Mattress
Quality materials that deliver lasting comfort
Other Brands
Diamond Stardust™, Moon Mist™, and other useless “ingredients”.
Brands on Amazon
Lots of cheap, low-quality materials.
Return policy
Boring Mattress
Easy returns. No fuss.
Other Brands
Study the fine print. Must chant return spell correctly.
Brands on Amazon
Good luck — lol
Celebrity endorsement
Boring Mattress
Your neighbor, Bill.
Other Brands
That handsome quarterback they must've paid millions for.
Brands on Amazon
No one.
Has a stupid name
Boring Mattress
Yes. But at least we’re not named after a color or a friendly ghost.
Other Brands
Our lawyers said we can’t put anything here.
Brands on Amazon
Yes. And spelled wrong.
Price
Boring Mattress
Won’t lose sleep over it.
Other Brands
Might need a fourth job.
Brands on Amazon
Cheap! You'll have to buy one next year too.
Our products
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