Boring Mattress | Quality Without The Hype

Sleep without the stress

“I get great sleep on it and I don’t think about it, which is exactly what I’m looking for.”

4.97(109 Reviews)

No mattress degree required

A universally comfortable mattress made with high quality foam & springs. Without the fairy dust and "technology" pitch.

Why Boring?

Great comfort, better price

Showrooms, salespeople, and marketing hype are expensive. Mattresses aren’t. Quality materials, minus the price games.

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Complete coverage included

You're protected by our 10-year limited warranty plus 3-year sink coverage. Feel it sinking within 3 years? We'll replace it. No visible sag required. No inspectors, games or gotchas.

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How are we different?

You're probably wondering how we compare to your other options. So, we threw together this fancy table for you.

Materials

Boring Mattress

Responsive, pressure-relieving foams and motion-reducing springs.

Other Brands

Diamond Stardust™, Moon Mist™, and other useless “ingredients”.

Brands on Amazon

Lots of cheap, low-quality materials.

Return policy

Boring Mattress

Easy returns. No fuss.

Other Brands

Study the fine print. Must chant return spell correctly.

Brands on Amazon

Good luck — lol

Celebrity endorsement

Boring Mattress

Your neighbor, Bill.

Other Brands

That handsome quarterback they must've paid millions for.

Brands on Amazon

No one.

Has a stupid name

Boring Mattress

Yes. But at least we’re not named after a color or a friendly ghost.

Other Brands

Our lawyers said we can’t put anything here.

Brands on Amazon

Yes. And spelled wrong.

Price

Boring Mattress

Won’t lose sleep over it.

Other Brands

Might need a fourth job.

Brands on Amazon

Cheap! You'll have to buy one next year too.

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	Boring Mattress	Other Brands	Brands on Amazon
Materials	Responsive, pressure-relieving foams and motion-reducing springs.	Diamond Stardust™, Moon Mist™, and other useless “ingredients”.	Lots of cheap, low-quality materials.
Return policy	Easy returns. No fuss.	Study the fine print. Must chant return spell correctly.	Good luck — lol
Celebrity endorsement	Your neighbor, Bill.	That handsome quarterback they must've paid millions for.	No one.
Has a stupid name	Yes. But at least we’re not named after a color or a friendly ghost.	Our lawyers said we can’t put anything here.	Yes. And spelled wrong.
Price	Won’t lose sleep over it.	Might need a fourth job.	Cheap! You'll have to buy one next year too.
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Customer Testimonials

Boring Mattress is a brilliant idea
It's a mattress and you'll probably love it, but if you don't, it's easy to return.

Ryan H.Missouri
07/11/2024
The price is unbeatable for the quality of the mattress
I am very happy with this queen mattress. I have been using it for about 1 month. it is very comfortable which surprised me a little because it is only 10" thick.

Steve S.Ohio
10/24/2024
The mattress is perfect
Stellar value, quality, comfort, speedy delivery.

Michelle P.Washington
09/21/2024
It almost sounded too good to be true
But this company, and the mattress, is the real deal. Don't overthink it, just buy one.

Cassi K.New Mexico
08/09/2024
It was hard to tell who was legit and who was a shill
It got to the point of being paralyzed when thinking about what to buy. That's when I came across the Boring mattress.

Eric T.Georgia
06/06/2024
Keep it simple
Extremely good customer service, price-protection, and an amazing product at a fair price. Big savings on our time, money and mental energy.

Malini R.Washington
05/31/2024